The Husbands – Holly Gramazio

One night, Lauren comes home to find a man in her flat who claims to be her husband. There is plenty of evidence – photos, shared bills, a wedding ring – to suggest he’s right. Then, when he goes up to the attic to change a lightbulb, another man emerges in his place. Lauren’s attic is creating an endless supply of husbands for her. But when you can switch husbands as easily as clicking your fingers, how do you know whether you’ve found the right one?

I picked up this book because the premise sounded fun, but it was actually much better than I expected. It’s a bit rom-com-esque, but the focus is more on Lauren’s personal growth than on her finding the perfect husband. As a result, she cycles through the husbands pretty fast and we don’t get to know many of them very well, but that was totally fine by me because, like I said, it’s not really about them.

It did get a little bit repetitive every now and then, as Lauren really does get through a lot of husbands with very little plot progression in the middle section. However, there were some decent twists and exciting moments too.

The main thing for me was the light-hearted tone and witty humour throughout. Lauren is a very amusing character and, although it’s told in third person, the narration was fully immersive and engaging.

I received a copy of this book from the publisher in exchange for an honest review.

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Alien Clay – Adrian Tchaikovsky

Professor Arton Daghdev has been shipped out to the distant planet of Kiln, condemned to live and work the rest of his days out at a labour camp as punishment for his political activism and defiance of the Mandate on Earth. Kiln is thriving with a chaotic alien ecosystem, which reacts in horrifying ways with the human body, so every day spent on the planet is rife with danger, not to mention the oppressive regime within the camp. Is this to be the rest of Arton’s life, or can he find a way to escape?

This book contains heavier sci-fi than I would usually go for, but Tchaikovsky is an excellent author with the ability to make the science more accessible and at least somewhat understandable for those of us who have a lesser interest in that kind of thing (me). Most impressive though, is the impeccable world-building. The setting is completely integrated to the plot, so an image of Kiln is painted without feeling at all deliberate or laboured – it feels like it could be an entirely real place.

In amongst the eco-science and general peril of Kiln, is Arton’s witty narrative which I really enjoyed. Arton is an incredibly relatable and mostly likeable character, who speaks directly to the reader and is full of humorous, self-deprecating and insightful thoughts and opinions.

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The Last Good Man – Thomas McMullan

Leaving behind the city, Duncan Peck has travelled to Dartmoor in search of his cousin and a new life. When he arrives at the village, he finds a quaint place with an unusual form of law and order. Next to the village stands a solitary wall, on which the community can write notices and messages, and alert their neighbours of any wrongdoing. Accusations made on the wall are then judged and punishments handed out.

This book is really unusual and unsettling. Set in a post-apocalyptic world, it explores themes of social responsibility, justice, and the consequences of writing in public spaces (like a physical form of social media).

Dartmoor is an excellent setting for this kind of story, because it is remote and detached, and it’s totally plausible to imagine a community surviving out there under such surreal circumstances.

It’s difficult to know what else to say about this book, because it’s quite vague and inconclusive with a few unanswered questions (like what nature of apocalypse has happened, and what actually happened in “the Tragedy?”), but this vagueness really works within this story because it allows the reader to experience the village as a newcomer, in the same way as Peck, and the details don’t matter as much as the general vibe of the place, which comes across remarkably well in the narrative.

The Last Good Man is one of the more unnerving and original dystopian novels I’ve read.

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Top Ten Books of 2023

I usually do this post in January but time ran away from me this year. Still, better late than never: Here are my Top Ten Books of 2023!

Click the link in the titles to see my full review of each book.


Godkiller by Hannah Kaner

Action, scenery, banter and character growth. Set in really well-developed world and with some shocking twists, Godkiller is a top-tier fantasy adventure.

Kissen’s family were killed by zealots of a fire god. Now, she makes a living killing gods, and enjoys it. That is until she finds a god she cannot kill: Skedi, a god of white lies, has somehow bound himself to a young noble, and they are both on the run from unknown assassins.

Joined by a disillusioned knight on a secret quest, they must travel to the ruined city of Blenraden, where the last of the wild gods reside, to each beg a favour.

Pursued by demons, and in the midst of burgeoning civil war, they will all face a reckoning – something is rotting at the heart of their world, and only they can be the ones to stop it.


House of Odysseus by Claire North

With perfectly interpreted characters, this is an original and substantial re-telling of a classic.

On the isle of Ithaca, queen Penelope maintains a delicate balance of power. Many years ago, her husband Odysseus sailed to war with Troy and never came home. In his absence, Penelope uses all her cunning to keep the peace a peace that is shattered by the return of Orestes, King of Mycenae, and his sister Elektra.

Orestes’ hands are stained with his mother’s blood. Not so long ago, the son of Agamemnon took Queen Clytemnestra’s life on Ithaca’s sands. Now, wracked with guilt, he grows ever more unhinged. But a king cannot be seen to be weak, and Elektra has brought him to Ithaca to keep him safe from the ambitious men of Mycenae.

Penelope knows destruction will follow in his wake as surely as the furies circle him. His uncle Menelaus, the blood-soaked king of Sparta, hungers for Orestes’ throne—and if he can seize it, no one will be safe from his violent whims.

Trapped between two mad kings, Penelope must find a way to keep her home from being crushed by the machinations of a battle that stretches from Mycenae and Sparta to the summit of Mount Olympus itself. Her only allies are Elektra, desperate to protect her brother, and Helen of Troy, Menelaus’ wife. And watching over them all is the goddess Aphrodite, who has plans of her own.

Each woman has a secret, and their secrets will shape the world…


Love Will Tear Us Apart by CK McDonnell

Another really fun, fantastic book in an excellent series.

Marriages are tricky at the best of times, especially when one of you is dead.

Vincent Banecroft, the irascible editor of The Stranger Times, has never believed his wife died despite emphatic evidence to the contrary. Now, against all odds, it seems he may actually be proved right; but what lengths will he go to in an attempt to rescue her?

With Banecroft distracted, the shock resignation of assistant editor, Hannah Willis, couldn’t have come at a worse time. It speaks volumes that her decision to reconcile with her philandering ex-husband is only marginally less surprising than Banecroft and his wife getting back together. In this time of crisis, is her decision to swan off to a fancy new-age retreat run by a celebrity cult really the best thing for anyone?

As if that wasn’t enough, one of the paper’s ex-columnists has disappeared, a particularly impressive trick seeing as he never existed in the first place.

Floating statues, hijacked ghosts, homicidal cherubs, irate starlings, Reliant Robins and quite possibly several deeply sinister conspiracies; all-in-all, a typical week for the staff of The Stranger Times.


The Last Sorceress by Bonnie Wynne

An excellent ending to a fantastic series, filled with drama, magic, romance, and dragons.

One sorceress fractured the world. Two may be enough to doom it.

Gwyn’s victory against the risen dead has come at a terrible cost. Aranor has fallen. In the capital, another sorceress rules from a stolen throne. Survivors of the demon war flock to Ailbhe Ahriddin’s cause – and at her side: Alcide, captured and bound, his royal blood the key to enacting Ailbhe’s ultimate scheme.

Scarred by loss and the choices she’s made, Gwyn now holds Alcide’s fate – and the fate of the world – in her bloodstained hands. As she struggles to unite a broken continent, ancient enemies begin to align, testing their powers against her own.

Lives will be lost and sacrifices made as the final battle looms. And in her darkest moment, the Ninth Sorceress will face an unthinkable choice. Because magic comes with a price. But is it a price Gwyn is ready to pay?


Grave Expectations by Alice Bell

A brilliant concept, executed perfectly.

Almost-authentic medium Claire and her best friend, Sophie, agree to take on a seemingly simple job at a crumbling old manor in the English performing a séance for the family matriarch’s 80th birthday. The pair have been friends since before Sophie went missing when they were seventeen. Everyone else is convinced Sophie simply ran away, but Claire knows the truth. Claire knows Sophie was murdered because Sophie has been haunting her ever since.

Despite this traumatic past, Claire and Sophie are still unprepared for what they encounter when they arrive: a ghost, tragic and unrecognizable, and clearly the spirit of someone killed in a rage at the previous year’s party. Given her obsession with crime shows – not to mention Sophie’s ability to walk through walls – Claire decides they’re the best people to solve the case. And with the help of the only obviously not-guilty members of their host family – sexy ex-policeman Sebastian and far-too-cool non-binary teen Alex – they launch an investigation into which of last year’s guests never escaped the manor’s grounds.

What follows is somewhat irregular detective work involving stealing a priest’s cassock, getting too drunk to remember to question your suspect, and of course, Chekhov’s sparkly purple dildo. As Claire desperately tries to keep a lid on the shameful secret that would definitely alienate her new friends, the gang must race against their own incompetence to find the murderer before the murderer finds them.


Herc by Phoenicia Rogerson

Modern, humorous and filled with unique voices, this is an excellent re-telling of a classic myth.

This should be the story of Hercules: his twelve labours, his endless adventures…everyone’s favourite hero, right? Well, it’s not.

This is the story of everyone else:

Alcmene: Herc’s mother (She has knives everywhere)

Hylas: Herc’s first friend (They were more than friends)

Megara: Herc’s wife (She’ll tell you about their marriage)

Eurystheus: Oversaw Herc’s labours (Definitely did not hide in a jar)

His friends, his enemies, his wives, his children, his lovers, his rivals, his gods, his victims. It’s time to hear their stories.


How to Sell a Haunted House by Grady Hendrix

A creepy, atmospherical, traditional-style haunting, with a fresh feel and dark humour.

When their parents die at the tail end of the coronavirus pandemic, Louise and Mark Joyner are devastated but nothing can prepare them for how bad things are about to get. The two siblings are almost totally estranged, and couldn’t be more different. Now, however, they don’t have a choice but to get along. The virus has passed, and both of them are facing bank accounts ravaged by the economic meltdown. Their one asset? Their childhood home. They need to get it on the market as soon as possible because they need the money. Yet before her parents died they taped newspaper over the mirrors and nailed shut the attic door.

Sometimes we feel like puppets, controlled by our upbringing and our genes. Sometimes we feel like our parents treat us like toys, or playthings, or even dolls. The past can ground us, teach us, and keep us safe. It can also trap us, and bind us, and suffocate the life out of us. As disturbing events stack up in the house, Louise and Mark have to learn that sometimes the only way to break away from the past, sometimes the only way to sell a haunted house, is to burn it all down.


Ink Blood Sister Scribe by Emma Torzs

One of the best fiction books-about-books I’ve read.

Joanna Kalotay lives alone in the woods of Vermont, the sole protector of a collection of rare books; books that will allow someone to walk through walls or turn water into wine. Books of magic.

Her estranged older sister Esther moves between countries and jobs, constantly changing, never staying anywhere longer than a year, desperate to avoid the deadly magic that killed her mother. Currently working on a research base in Antarctica, she has found love and perhaps a sort of happiness.

But when she finds spots of blood on the mirrors in the research base, she knows someone is coming for her, and that Joanna and her collection are in danger.

If they are to survive, she and Joanna must unravel the secrets their parents kept hidden from them – secrets that span centuries and continents, and could cost them their lives…


The Future by Naomi Alderman

A complex apocalyptic story, filled with interesting philosophical discussions.

The Future – as the richest people on the planet have discovered – is where the money is.

The Future is a few billionaires leading the world to destruction while safeguarding their own survival with secret lavish bunkers.

The Future is private weather, technological prophecy and highly deniable weapons.

The Future is a handful of friends – the daughter of a cult leader, a non-binary hacker, an ousted Silicon Valley visionary, the concerned wife of a dangerous CEO, and an internet-famous survivalist – hatching a daring plan. It could be the greatest heist ever. Or the cataclysmic end of civilization.

The Future is what you see if you don’t look behind you.

The Future is the only reason to do anything, the only object of desire.

The Future is here.


The Purgatory Poisoning by Rebecca Rogers

A really funny mystery with quirky, likeable characters.

Purgatory (noun):
1. Where the dead are sent to atone.

2. A place of suffering or torment.
3. A youth hostel where the occupants play Scrabble and the mattresses are paper thin.

When Dave wakes up in his own personal purgatory (St Ives Youth Hostel circa 1992), he’s shocked to discover he’s dead. And worse – he was murdered. Heaven doesn’t know who did it so with the help of two rogue angels, Dave must uncover the truth.

As divine forces from both sides start to play the game, can Dave get out of this alive? Or at the very least, with his soul intact?


Last year, I also read some exceptional books that were not published in 2023 but deserve a shout out for being amazing. There are my Best Books (not of 2023):

The Princess Bride by William Goldman

Funny, clever and completely ridiculous. An absolute must-read.

Beautiful, flaxen-haired Buttercup has fallen for Westley, the farm boy, and when he departs to make his fortune, she vows never to love another. When she hears that his ship has been captured by the Dread Pirate Roberts – who never leaves survivors – her heart is broken. But her charms draw the attention of the relentless Prince Humberdinck who wants a wife and will go to any lengths to have Buttercup. So starts a fairy tale like no other, of fencing, fighting, torture, poison, true love, hate, revenge, giants, hunters, bad men, good men, beautifulest ladies, snakes, spiders, beasts, chases, escapes, lies, truths, passions and miracles.


The Wolf Den by Elodie Harper

A powerful, captivating commentary on the role of women within a riveting story of courage and survival.

Amara was once a beloved daughter, until her father’s death plunged her family into penury. Now she is a slave in Pompeii’s infamous brothel, owned by a man she despises. Sharp, clever and resourceful, Amara is forced to hide her talents. For as a she-wolf, her only value lies in the desire she can stir in others.

But Amara’s spirit is far from broken.

By day, she walks the streets with her fellow she-wolves, finding comfort in the laughter and dreams they share. For the streets of Pompeii are alive with opportunity. Out here, even the lowest slave can secure a reversal in fortune. Amara has learnt that everything in this city has its price. But how much is her freedom going to cost her?


Under the Blue by Oana Aristide

A harrowing and thought-provoking novel with some beautiful prose, unsettling world-building and solid character-building.

A road trip beneath clear blue skies and a blazing sun: a reclusive artist is forced to abandon his home and follow two young sisters across a post-pandemic Europe in search of a safe place. Is this the end of the world?

Meanwhile two computer scientists have been educating their baby in a remote location. Their baby is called Talos, and he is an advanced AI program. Every week they feed him data, starting from the beginning of written history, era by era, and ask him to predict what will happen next to the human race. At the same time they’re involved in an increasingly fraught philosophical debate about why human life is sacred and why the purpose for which he was built – to predict threats to human life to help us avoid them – is a worthwhile and ethical pursuit.


Shards of Earth by Adrian Tchaikovsky

By far one of the best space operas I’ve read, vastly epic, with high suspense and humour which really helped keep me engaged in the story.

Idris has neither aged nor slept since they remade him in the war. And one of humanity’s heroes now scrapes by on a freelance salvage vessel, to avoid the attention of greater powers.

After earth was destroyed, mankind created a fighting elite to save their species, enhanced humans such as Idris. In the silence of space they could communicate, mind-to-mind, with the enemy. Then their alien aggressors, the Architects, simply disappeared – and Idris and his kind became obsolete.

Now, fifty years later, Idris and his crew have discovered something strange abandoned in space. It’s clearly the work of the Architects – but are they returning? And if so, why? Hunted by gangsters, cults and governments, Idris and his crew race across the galaxy hunting for answers. For they now possess something of incalculable value, that many would kill to obtain.


The Appeal by Janice Hallett

So good! Un unusual narrative style, with mystery, suspense and an unpredictable reveal at the end.

The Fairway Players, a local theatre group, is in the midst of rehearsals when tragedy strikes the family of director Martin Hayward and his wife Helen, the play’s star. Their young granddaughter has been diagnosed with a rare form of cancer, and with an experimental treatment costing a tremendous sum, their castmates rally to raise the money to give her a chance at survival. But not everybody is convinced of the experimental treatment’s efficacy – or of the good intentions of those involved. As tension grows within the community, things come to a shocking head at the explosive dress rehearsal. The next day, a dead body is found, and soon, an arrest is made. In the run-up to the trial, two young lawyers sift through the material – emails, messages, letters – with a growing suspicion that the killer may be hiding in plain sight. The evidence is all there, between the lines, waiting to be uncovered.

How to Solve Your Own Murder – Kristen Perrin

In 1965, Frances Adams has her fortune read at a country fair, which tells her she is going to be murdered. She spends her life trying to solve her murder before it happens, without success. Nearly sixty years later, Frances is found dead – murdered – and her great-niece, Annie, is determined to catch the killer.

This book was a lot of fun. I really enjoyed Annie and could totally understand why she got so hooked on the mystery of Great Aunt Frances. The premise is set up in such a way that it’s entirely plausible for Annie to be investigating the murder instead of (or as well as) the police, which I appreciate, and there were plenty of revelations and possible suspects to keep things exciting.

There wasn’t as much outright humour as I was expecting (thanks to comparisons to The Thursday Murder Club), but the vibe was light-hearted and I liked Annie’s narrative voice. On the whole, the characters, the mystery and the reveal were all really well done and I enjoyed it a lot.

I received a copy of this book from the publisher in exchange for an honest review.

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Medea – Rosie Hewlett

Abused by her father and brother, and shunned by her people, Medea is desperate for a different life. When the hero Jason and his crew of Argonauts arrive on Colchis seeking the legendary golden fleece, Medea sees her opportunity to escape. Using her magic to aid Jason in his quest, she sets in motion a series of events that will change her life, in some ways for the better, but in many ways for the worse.

I really enjoyed this re-telling of Medea and Jason’s story, which I was not previously very familiar with. It was great to learn more about Jason’s quest with the Argonauts and I particularly liked hearing more from the women who appear in these stories; in this case, Medea, Atalanta and Circe.

I’ve read quite a few modern re-tellings of Greek myths, and one of my favourite things in each of these is seeing the parts where the details cross over, so you can see where authors have interpreted parts of the stories in the same way (case in point, Herc by Phoenicia Rogerson includes a gay romance between Heracles and Hylas; in Medea, Hylas is referred to as Heracles’ “special friend”).

This book is very well written and tells the story brilliantly. The only problem is that Medea is incredibly naïve and I spent the entire time wanting to reach out and shake her. The amount she sacrifices for a man is embarrassing. Still, irritation aside, I really enjoyed it.

I received a copy of this book from the publisher in exchange for an honest review.

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The Hollow Ones – Guillermo del Toro & Chuck Hogan

FBI agent Odessa’s life is derailed when her partner becomes inexplicably violent while apprehending a killer and she is forced to turn her gun on him. Devastated, and placed on desk leave pending an investigation, she can’t shake the memory of the shadowy presence she saw leaving his body after his death. Accepting an assignment to clear out the belongings of a retired agent, Odessa jumps on the trail of a mysterious figure who is either an unhinged lunatic, or humanity’s saviour.

The Hollow Ones is a really great blend of crime thriller and supernatural horror. Having an FBI agent partner up with a Van-Helsing-style demon hunter shouldn’t work, but it really does. I really enjoyed Odessa and Blackwood, and their tumultuous relationship.

The horror elements aren’t exactly scary, but they are dark and extremely grim. The descriptions of the violence carried out by the Hollows when possessing people are very graphic and gory. Luckily, there isn’t too much of this throughout the book.

Overall, it isn’t the best book I’ve ever read, but it was fast-paced and entertaining, and I will definitely read more of the series when it’s out.

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The Wrong Sister – Claire Douglas

Sisters Alice and Tasha live very different lives, so doing a ‘life-swap’ holiday for a week seems like a great idea. But while Tasha and her husband Aaron are spending the week at Alice’s apartment in Venice, Alice and her boyfriend Kyle are attacked in Tasha’s home near Bristol, leaving Alice seriously injured and Kyle dead. At first it looks like a burglary gone wrong, but then Tasha receives a note saying it was meant to be her, and DNA is found in the house belonging to their missing sister, Holly, who was abducted as a baby. Who was there that night, and why are they targeting Tasha?

The Wrong Sister starts out very promisingly, with a sinister atmosphere and lots of secrets to come out as the plot progresses. Unfortunately, the rest of the book just didn’t live up to my expectations. The plot is fairly complex and has plenty of red herrings, but it felt a little clunky and unbelievable to me. There was way too much going on in this one small family.

However, my main issue is that I didn’t particularly like any of the characters. Tasha and Alice were both pretty irritating, and I really disliked Aaron, which made it difficult to put much investment into the characters or their stories.

I personally don’t think this is Claire Douglas’ best work, but her books are always exciting and very easy to read.

I received a copy of this book from the publisher in exchange for an honest review.

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The Best Way to Bury Your Husband – Alexia Casale

Sally didn’t mean to crush her husband’s head with a skillet, but she’s so much happier now that she has. And she isn’t the only woman in town being pushed to breaking point by her husband during Lockdown. Coincidence brings four strangers together, but can they figure out how to get away with what they’ve done?

First things first, this isn’t just a cute, cozy thriller about women murdering their husbands and getting away with it. All of the women in this book are trapped in abusive marriages, which have been exacerbated by the Covid-19 Lockdown. The novel is padded out with humour and female friendship, but the overarching theme is domestic abuse. It does get lighter after the husbands have all been offed, but it is a little bit intense at the beginning and any readers triggered by domestic abuse should be aware before picking up this book.

However, I do think that the heavier topic helps to make this book more engaging than your average cozy thriller. Real thought has gone into the ins and outs of the plot and, while I didn’t particularly enjoy the lockdown setting, it really worked for the story.

I thoroughly enjoyed all of the female characters in this book, especially Sally, whose blasé attitude towards having murdered her husband is borderline psychopathic, and Edwina, who is excellent. Obviously, the men are all terrible but luckily they aren’t in it for long.

I received a copy of this book from the publisher in exchange for an honest review.

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Butter – Asako Yuzuki

Manako Kajii is being held in Tokyo Detention Centre convicted of the murders of multiple lonely men, who she allegedly seduced with her delicious home cooking. Determined to land an exclusive interview with her, journalist Rika Machida writes a her a letter asking for one of her infamous recipes, and Kajii can’t resist writing back. So begins a strained and tumultuous relationship between the two women, one which will change Rika in more ways than she could have imagined.

I’m not totally sure what I was expecting this book to be, but it definitely took me by surprise. The story focuses not on Kajii’s crimes and whether she is guilty or innocent, but on Rika’s personal journey as she learns to cook for herself, gains weight, wrestles with other’s opinions of her new figure, and comes to terms with the death of her own father.

As marketed, there’s a lot of focus on the food within this book. As I’m not at all familiar with Japanese cuisine, it was difficult for me to picture or understand what a lot of the food being described was, and there was too much mentioned to be able to Google each and every different thing.

My overall feeling towards this book is that it was much too long. It’s a slow-burner for sure, and the many descriptive accounts of different food items definitely adds to the word count but, even without this, I think it would still have felt longer than necessary. I also found the writing style to be a little bit stilted, but this could be because it has been translated into English. It’s different to anything else I’ve read recently and I did enjoy it, but getting through the extensive descriptions of food and the many, many tangents was a struggle.

I received a copy of this book from the publisher in exchange for an honest review.

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